1. epiicer:

    If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

    (via tsidles)

  2. 3oz:

    studies show that there really aint nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

    (via poke-check)

  3. someonecalledmefamous:

    mu5icliz:

    germansam:

    tokyosluts:

    Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

    It’s like being dead without the commitment.

    an open relationship with death

    death with benefits

    (via poke-check)

  4. (Source: togifs, via thatweasleygirl)

  5. I just wanted to take a moment to say how proud I am of the person I’ve become since you came and went. You tore me down a million ways and each time I grew stronger and smarter.

  6. 4fitmommas:

    Doesn’t take long…every little bit helps

    (Source: workoutfeind, via redheadedkappadelta)

  7. sometimelow:

    this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!

    (via kittyprincess1915)

  8. (Source: eredar, via kittyprincess1915)

  9. shavingryansprivates:

    fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life

    (via housetargeryen)

    proud-otter:

    Ain’t no party like an S Club party!

    Reblogging because now this song is stuck in my head…

    (Source: richwhitehusband, via thatweasleygirl)

    • Dumbledore:   Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
    • Dumbledore:   I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
    • Dumbledore:   There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
    • Dumbledore:   And it just goes up every year
    • Dumbledore:   I guess that just means all your parents hate you
    • Dumbledore:   Great let's have some pumpkin juice
    • Dumbledore:   30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
  10. laughterneverdies:

    casualfangirling:

    she-wants-the-doitsu:

    whendaybreaks:

    nicolasandthecage:

    when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

    are you okay

    They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

    maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

    this fucking site i swear to god 

    (Source: nicolasiscaged, via demigod-clotpole)

    stephnrice:

    glassmountain:

    stfuconservatives:

    nextyearsgirl:

    This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

    The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

    According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

    When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

    So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

    /An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

    ^

    (mic drop)

    boom

    whoa.

    (Source: drunkonstephen, via adventuresinlearning)